Two mums and one dad make one baby
Futurist Topics - Cloning
The Baby made from two mothers and one father (1998).
After fertilisation, the developing embryo was implanted into the older woman's womb. The method is an alternative to egg donation for an older woman, where she lands up carrying a child that is not hers genetically. Six couples have undergone treatment at the Huntington Reproductive Centre in Los Angeles.
The procedure carries risks of genetic abnormalities as well as emotional risks for the children, whose identity may be called into question. The technique is legal under British law and in many other nations, although it is illegal to manipulate the genes of a fertilised embryo.
The procedure carries risks of genetic abnormalities as well as emotional risks for the children, whose identity may be called into question. The technique is legal under British law and in many other nations, although it is illegal to manipulate the genes of a fertilised embryo.
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- OliviaIsHere: mums gone from googling adam lambert all the time to googling car crash photos and disgusting pictures of cut open legs and stuff.......1 minute and 4 seconds ago Reply
- purexvintage: Totally random but I got bit about 13-15 fricken times while outside planting mums tonight. I hate those blood sucking devils! #dieskeeters2 minutes and 19 seconds ago Reply
- chelseaaak: Eating mums mac and cheese while taking a break from packing! :)4 minutes and 53 seconds ago Reply
- smalltownbieber: RT @OMBieberJokes: Mum: You Really Need To Stop Tweeting And Go To Sleep. Me: Okay Goodnight. *Mum Leaves Room* Me:Baha Mums Are So Gullible! *Starts Tweeting*6 minutes and 34 seconds ago Reply
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- laurapanic: laughed when the guys on @triplejbrekkie said this today: If your dad doesn't have a beard you have two mums.9 minutes and 13 seconds ago Reply
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- KC_Fan_121: @3_Stefany_3 Yeah i have 7 on my mums side, but don't know how many on my dads, i don't talk to him, anymore. lol. so 7 cousins :). You? :D15 minutes and 20 seconds ago Reply
- stephenspta: The first 125 kids to sell eight mums by Friday, September 3rd will get a "Stephens Stingers Bee" for your backpack. http://ow.ly/2yQBj15 minutes and 59 seconds ago Reply
- AlexxMontoya: Mums are stupid ugh ribbon cuttiin sucks!16 minutes and 18 seconds ago Reply
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- RAWRIMKIMBERLEY: @Blaze_CRAZY_JDB you havent tweeted in days D: i hope your okay, i miss your tweets about random stuff and how we love our mums :)21 minutes and 8 seconds ago Reply
- gfish3000: how do young bonobos get their first dates? with some help from their moms... http://bit.ly/b2WVbs22 minutes and 26 seconds ago Reply
- melissanorfolk: RT @realmums: Who’s letting the Mums out? http://bit.ly/c3MTAV23 minutes and 29 seconds ago Reply
- Emmalia: i need to dig out my mums old tin tin tshirt, cant find one anywhere, not even on ebay #shocking23 minutes and 37 seconds ago Reply
- bradwtw: On our way to the airport. Ohhh shiiit! :D mums driving us there, what a champ!23 minutes and 47 seconds ago Reply
- tumalicious: RT @decap88: LOOOL my friend's telling me he is more broke than the end of my mums toenails & his friend got rejected from mcdonalds24 minutes and 7 seconds ago Reply
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- john_gonzales: mums birthday cake from @LondonCakes was absolutely amazing, icing was perfect and the sponge cake very moist. couldn't stop eating it. TY28 minutes and 56 seconds ago Reply
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- HausOfCK: rotfl whos a love sick crack whore? — UR MUMS PUSSY! http://4ms.me/9f17At35 minutes and 17 seconds ago Reply
- MirLovesJb4ever: My mums complaining wit me saying that i shouldnt watch CSI anymore since its gonna cause her to have bieber fever. LOL39 minutes and 14 seconds ago Reply
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- luzie_elle: Back home... Time to have a few drinks... And watch a movie... Mums got Marci... So its all good... =]... Hola at me on my phone...42 minutes and 6 seconds ago Reply
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- RUDEBOYLICE: Im gonna tougne punch ur mums fart box!44 minutes and 32 seconds ago Reply
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- Tahseen877: Handy Guide for new Mums http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwYluNco_ec47 minutes and 17 seconds ago Reply
- kellikaufman: RT @OMBieberJokes: Mum: You Really Need To Stop Tweeting And Go To Sleep. Me: Okay Goodnight. *Mum Leaves Room* Me:Baha Mums Are So Gullible! *Starts Tweeting*47 minutes and 35 seconds ago Reply
- Asiat_Taiwo: I don't care what any1 says my mums BEAUTIFUL and I'm not jus saying that cos she's ma mum47 minutes and 51 seconds ago Reply
- VanessaEila: @MaxValentino Lol I've got a nice deal with Tmobile. Half price on my contract. My mums been a customer for years !!48 minutes and 30 seconds ago Reply
- Abbotsleigh: A wonderful breakfast for the fathers and daughters in Kindergarten and Year 3. Thanks to the mums who helped.50 minutes and 16 seconds ago Reply
- tomserralvo: To contigo! E tô cultivando! RT @icoman "If your dad doens't have a beard, you've got two mums" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U52 minutes and 10 seconds ago Reply
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- Scarlett_Area5: @TB_PamR *retracts her fangs then gently closes the punctures.* sorry mums. I sometimes haveto force myself to stop.1 hour and 0 minutes ago Reply
- 2krazybeautiful: Cloudy day, planted mums in the planters & Chicken 'n Biscuits (healthy style) for supper - Fall maybe? ? #fb http://campl.us/iFC1 hour and 4 minutes ago Reply
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- Lynz_89: @samantha89xx LOL We are so bad! My mums like 'how can you sleep like that?' but I dont see the point in making my bed coz I just mess it up1 hour and 9 minutes ago Reply
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- MainlyMaddie: No school today again. Mums just outta hospital & not feeling too well so the doctor actually insisted I stay home 2 look aftr her. Thnx Doc1 hour and 15 minutes ago Reply
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- AthenaCherry: So erm... My mums snoring *sigh*1 hour and 16 minutes ago Reply
- Memeybieber: RT @OMBieberJokes: Mum: You Really Need To Stop Tweeting And Go To Sleep. Me: Okay Goodnight. *Mum Leaves Room* Me:Baha Mums Are So Gullible! *Starts Tweeting*1 hour and 19 minutes ago Reply
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- poynts: THE BEARDS - If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums http://t.co/RIMBfEi1 hour and 26 minutes ago Reply
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- rainbowsendfarm: Promising to be a good-picking weekend! Dig ur Own Mums are ready to go and the sunflowers are looking great! Hope to see you out here!1 hour and 27 minutes ago Reply
- jimmyymas: @youDANIatsix oh im at my mums means early to bed shes not a late night person. its been on tv for five hours? cool tv had the good shizz1 hour and 29 minutes ago Reply
- Crashleo: RT @icoman: Para os amigos barbados... "If your dad doens't have a beard, you've got two mums" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U1 hour and 30 minutes ago Reply
- willdavison22: Good triathlon training this morning!! Now at brekky next to my mums shop with @tonydalberto @Thommo10 @FabianCoulthard and ofcourse Mumsy..1 hour and 30 minutes ago Reply
- Sweetiepiexd: RT @OMBieberJokes: Mum: You Really Need To Stop Tweeting And Go To Sleep. Me: Okay Goodnight. *Mum Leaves Room* Me:Baha Mums Are So Gullible! *Starts Tweeting*1 hour and 30 minutes ago Reply
- Jayisatwitty: @ohacousticheart oh my aunt did ours (my mums sister) she has gone back a lil over 300 years :)1 hour and 31 minutes ago Reply
- shuellen: RT @icoman: Para os amigos barbados... "If your dad doens't have a beard, you've got two mums" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U1 hour and 32 minutes ago Reply
- letstalk111: @Solome lol lol boy u have been watching too much tv and forgot u can't back chat black mums1 hour and 33 minutes ago Reply
- sylvyester: Kids need a dad cos they don't listen to mums1 hour and 33 minutes ago Reply
- ohacousticheart: @Jayisatwitty aw i don't really know a lot about my family history except aston hall in brum belonged to my mums family a long time ago.1 hour and 33 minutes ago Reply
- deejaeizzann: Eclipse is pg13 and i saw bellas mums thong. Haha!1 hour and 33 minutes ago Reply
- Sophh84: @Lambskank21 haha don't worry about it my love :) mums are crazy but thats what they do ;) haha :D <31 hour and 34 minutes ago Reply
- Niitch: @_PoppyLovesPINK cuz i thought my mums comming....but it was just my doggie who moved his feet. lmao1 hour and 35 minutes ago Reply
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- BBSmiley: Just got back from my mums, made a complete spectacle of myself in asda today overall a complete and utterly bad day. So Angry. Goodbye asda1 hour and 38 minutes ago Reply
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- Logatr0n: @thespianoge Mums (or Moms) rule!1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
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- YoungKevQR: I saw a picture of a crack baby last week and WOW! Their mums are badmind for makin him ah that!1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
- SoundBwoyUK: Everytime I eat an APPLE from my MUMS house I get Asthma #Jokes1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
- NetworkingWorld: Looking forward to creating some cool new strategic alliance opportunities at Business Mums Dinner tonight. http://fb.me/EQr2IODF1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
- blingblingbooks: To all the new mums out there.. are you sleeping when baby sleeps? Daytime too!! http://tinyurl.com/2dpn7b5 I learnt the 2nd time round!1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
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- DMAILfemail: Hard-working mums do the jobs of at least 23 DIFFERENT people http://bit.ly/9pF4S51 day and 0 hours ago Reply
- wheetard: Going to bank to get $, bishan to return lib books, hun's hse to surprise him after his exam, city hall to collect mums pants, buy breakfast1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
- tonijaade: mums hand looks sooooooo gross! :3 but she's staying strong, I love huuur !1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
- caitlinreid: Just finished a nutrition chat with mums and bubs in Balmain. Such a well behaved group of bubs.1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
- ErikaKayLee: fucking anyssa, the corn nuts are still all over my mums car floor lmfao. Goood times.1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
- billymac_tshirt: RT @iamhausfrau: I think all the mums who work and express should get a medal or at least a cupcake. #fb1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
- wHaT_hEr_Is_WeT: 1st things 1st....I ambushed my mums car with a princess peep decal and I dont even ride in her car...but im her daughter and imma princess1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
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- Circe74: Convinced Mums to use The Secret to make Gerard Butler fall in love with me. After all, he's from Scotland like herrrrrr.1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
- DrJohnHWatson: @clowchan mums watching panic room and my sisters all stewarts in this and im all she cant act so she shouldnt be in movies and1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
- iamhausfrau: I think all the mums who work and express should get a medal or at least a cupcake. #fb1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
- misschiina: Who mums? RT @TemptreSs_IvY: Me hubby && baby r on our way to grams crib in PG to bring her a bday cake..can't believe she's 78!1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
- AqiumGel: Thanks Rt @mimvabiz @AqiumGel impressed with your article all mums will need to read this article: http://bit.ly/aSfS0d great format 4 blog1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
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- chelseaempire: @tiffyempire i've been using my mums 100000nd year old one1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
- The_Dating_Club: :: 100s of Single Mums online now looking for a date .. http://bit.ly/9TZN3z?=mtc01 day and 0 hours ago Reply
- Janzy_Jamz: "@luzie_elle: @Janzy_Jamz going to paint my mums flat... Call me x"<< ohh okay! Till wat tym? Das long Im in bed and ill have to whisper lol1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
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- luzie_elle: @Janzy_Jamz going to paint my mums flat... Call me x1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
- MelTankardReist: 2 much hypocrisy w #Dove. Lynx/Axe. Whitening cream RT @RevoltRealWomen: New DOVE video for mums, daughters & girls http://bit.ly/c6MEZr1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
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- MelTankardReist: also Dove has skin whitening cream for dark wmn DRT @RevoltRealWomen: New #DOVE video for mums, daughters & girls http://bit.ly/c6MEZr1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
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- philjackett: @702sydney cavillinos @ Terrey Hills great for mums dads and kids. kids love it when the waiters speak italian to them. Prego Bella1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
- MissMJCarter: Marriage talks also piss me off. My mums excited at the prospect of a white son-in-law1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
- abcgoldcoast: Mums of ADHD children face huge challengers: Griffith researchers speaking on 91.7 now...1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
- Ktoconner: Cool, my mums talking about the sex dream she had about chellos....1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
- kamarine: I was going to meet mums at a playland. So it wasn't even a selfish dragalong. But apparently it's too hard to sleep at night.1 day and 0 hours ago Reply
- SourceBottle: CALL: Parenting mag seeks mums who bottle fed their baby proudly http://bit.ly/a9ZYo21 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- thepaigegreen: RT @DiscoverMag: Bonobo mothers help their sons get more sex. Isn't that sweet. http://bit.ly/dwgsla by @edyong2091 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- LadyKelaLove: I'm now using 1 of my uggs as Slippers and mums like :"You mus hav money fi use £200 boots as Slippers" loool1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- _yasminmarie: I’m actually malting like a dog. Mums making me go doctors. http://tumblr.com/x4ahdh6261 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- louisejedward: Im actually talking like John and edward now !! my Mums like your talking like them again and im like i can't help it !!!1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- FifiProfyleMag: @BlockBoyYank LMAO! Omg mums life this dude juuuust like you! *sigh* ah well loool1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- MandaOneOh: @MrsTylerArmes I can't it's my mums birthday1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- mimvabiz: @AqiumGel impressed with your article all mums will need to read this article: http://bit.ly/aSfS0d #germs #AqiumGel great format 4 blog1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- itsJessicaRae: y dusnt ur mom tell ur farther anyithing?x — i dont live with my dad, if i do something at my mums it happens at m… http://4ms.me/aqN9XQ1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- DMAILnews: Pushy mums who drive their sons to success http://bit.ly/9luwX11 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- thinspoella: @keepingthin Aw hun Thats no good Your mums a bitch for saying that no offence your really tiny Dont listen to her u are nothing like a man!1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- TaylaRAWRR: at my mums work took an hour and a half to get here.1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- chrisgroomuk: @Wake_X Yes please!!!! :) And yes it's very crappy, it's my mums contract too but in my name. Mine's on t-mobile and are perfect!! xx1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- itsJessicaRae: this isnt funny jessica! i suppose everything is LOL s… — your well funny you, my mums in bed asleep, im on the … http://4ms.me/aqwQHR1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- mytimeatlast: Saw my friend today. We brought her food and mums: my 9 yr old said it was bc moms give life and happiness. Love 2 u Janet. Love u Al :-(1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- LJthomas1: Just discovered my dvd player at my mums plays usa discs :D so much save by the bell to watch!1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- iamdanbrooks: your mums so fat, her patronus is a cake! http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5m8nsFljO1qcq95ao1_400.jpg1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- HeatherBelle_x: Just because i still play my mums 12" Records, dont make me a fool. I'm just super awesome. hahaha.1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- Beckyy_TW: Just Like Ran Round All of My House! Seriously I Did! Even Jumped On My Mums Bed To Shut Her Window! Haha, She Is Still Out Drinking!1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- arthidalgo: #Bonobo mothers help their sons get more sex. Isn't that sweet. http://bit.ly/dwgsla by @edyong209 (via @DiscoverMag) #WildLife1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- john_gonzales: all set for mums bday tomorrow. going to @Londontownuk1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- Altitudeteam: I posted 26 photos on Facebook in the album "Alison Braun/ Mt Hawthorn mums Brunch!" http://fb.me/BhtEf0BZ1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- RebekkaMary: go shuv a turnip up your behind, it might feel better than your mums seaweed fingers1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- thechrismcneil: @vallethor my mums just come back from a mad road trip through Scotland. Dont know where she went but she stayed all over the place1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- vueNEWS: #News Update: Pushy mums who drive their sons to success http://vume.me/aGmLnR1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- Wonko_TheSane: Pushy mums who drive their sons to success http://bit.ly/bgBanz1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- Jordana91: @LittleYellowJen yeh they were dead and then mums like "don't yell at me" GOD DAM IT! ofcouse im going to yell! seriously!1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- MeganYMAS: my mums actually forcing me to go now. :') byeee. again. for the third time. <31 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- BUSYHub: The babies from BUSY Bambinos are having a great time with their mums in the community room today!1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- wildtonbre: Today I sent a txt off ma mums phone nd I swear I never knew how to use it. Like that multiple tapping to get a letter doesn't wash wit me.1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- cosmeticx: And 1 the worst #offensivecompliments:Bros frend- "Your mums so young!" Bro- "..She's my sister" RLY!I'm 21 n he's 15 gime a break!1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- assadfilm: How Pasha got ‘Pusher’: Why ‘Mums Rule’ - Why Mums Rule: How Pasha got ‘Pusher’ I have a very fiery... http://tumblr.com/x2shddlsl1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- YrCheekyMonkey: ATTN: Biz Mums ~ Shelly from Mums Bubs and Gifts packs over 300 goodie bags per month that go to ultrasound... http://fb.me/HAtnfKml1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- OhEmilyJIZZ: im using my old sim. but i dont think it can go in my mums bb. so im having to use my old phone :(1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- squackiee: Woot :D I put my hand on my mums tummy and I felt Fudge kicking >:D it was weird but awesome1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- aisy_lovee: Thank god for our mums & dads to stick together cause we don't know how.. #HeyYa1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- mekaine: hell my friend and her husband work for discovery over there.. her mums lights on hope to goodness everyone is ok.1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- Brucehillbhoy: Mums been kept in overnight due to high blood pressure and low oxygen levels, she should be ok tomorrow, cheers for the messages of support1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- ElifHus: @Halil_Shevket LOL...ur mums so late! Haha! Yep, has to be done, simples ;)1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- mbennick: @kassdog hahaha. RT @DiscoverMag: Bonobo mothers help their sons get more sex. Isn't that sweet. http://bit.ly/dwgsla by @edyong2091 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- gillilandjj: @kerripearson @karamg was going to buy some mums this weekend if we have grocery budget leftover. Wierdos.1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- PointBlank_Shyt: @NiKeLle_BaBy why dont u ask her if u think im lyin...infact its was Kay who gave me ur no. 2getha with ur mums lol1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
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- EmmaRoseSucks: @kirstypancake everyone is haha you nooob :'). Without know you are you can be mums always saying it and I say I'm not she's like you aree1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- WillowSammy: @ellisaloud Whats not so bad? Lol once when I was younger I accidently picked up my mums wine thinking it was my coke and I drunk it all in1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- DirtyGarnet: @edyong209 I write MH stuff for NHS: To my prcption persona disorders are tenuous cntrovrsy. Enjoying bonobo debating! http://bit.ly/dkq5jV1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- Ambereen_x: Mums cann be shitt sumtiimees !1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- unthinkus: three things i love about facebook: (1) finding peoples mums. (2) finding ex-teachers. (3) hacking the innocent1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- EmmaRoseSucks: @kirstypancake yeah that's what I get you kinda have to grin and bare it my mums had it for months. You'll be okay. Stress causes it and1 day and 1 hours ago Reply
- saziz01b: @markknoller you sound hopeful? Why ? This is a circus, the Israelis are trying to gain good PR and the Palestinians don't trust theirs mums1 day and 2 hours ago Reply
- ChrisEbz: #ThisRelationshipIsOver cus u told me those wigs were ur mums...1 day and 2 hours ago Reply
- melissawillock: @hutchings can you tx me your mums address again please - lost the first one you wrote down sorry1 day and 2 hours ago Reply
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- KieranHD: Now bed time, I cant get the sight of the devil girl screaming FUCK ME! FUCK ME! stabbing herself in the vagina! Shoving her mums face in it1 day and 2 hours ago Reply
- 1232sofia: Hahaha just saw @justinbieber's vma commercial put it on full volume hahah my mums like oO lol jokE1 day and 2 hours ago Reply
- ElifHus: Turkish mums never stay away from it...if they gta say sumin, they'll say it! Simples :P1 day and 2 hours ago Reply
- emilybeaumontt: Mums been given loads of medicains and stuff :s1 day and 2 hours ago Reply
- Emma_Field: @MGMusicYNWA my mums learnt to buy sweets i dont like like dolly mixture. :/ but i just steal the jellies in that ;D1 day and 2 hours ago Reply
- ferlahm: @sixsixdegrees lol yes yes :D like the babies that need those things to dont get lost of their mums hahaa1 day and 2 hours ago Reply
- imcatwest: @dannii10101 oh nooooo!!!! my mums went green when she was in hospital!!! x2 days and 0 hours ago Reply
- PinkTopic: i have to "get up" in an hour .. but my mums friend pinched my cheek and i almost bitch slaped her cause of my toothache :s now it hurts ..2 days and 0 hours ago Reply
- bazinga_lover: Inbetweeners Simon: You wet the bed when you were 10 Jay: Yeah I wet your mums bed...with my spunk2 days and 0 hours ago Reply
- Will_Paterson10: It's my mums birthday today! Going to go and get her some chocolate of something tomorrow! She'll love it. #lovingit2 days and 0 hours ago Reply
- QuotedTeens: Even when your mums nagging & nagging to do something, you still don't do it #QuotedTeens2 days and 0 hours ago Reply
- OliviaIsHere: @LaurenJandal yup yup :) where and when... but i need to go to the supermarket sometime to get stuff for mums bday2 days and 0 hours ago Reply
- LilianMcElderry: @SarahsLushLife lol that's supportive ;) lmao urgh my mums snoring is so loud I can't even hear myself think!! D:2 days and 0 hours ago Reply
- perthtones: RT @thewest_com_au: Unmarried mothers illegally separated from their babies are to get a State Government apology. http://bit.ly/b7DMZJ2 days and 0 hours ago Reply
- FullyGrime: this #Babybeautyqueens made me remember when I was like 6 I try put on my foster mums foundation.. These times she's white lool2 days and 0 hours ago Reply
- shay15soon16: im goin soon ........ i dont wanna get off my mums tain my laptop , mite steal bc when she asleep looool:)2 days and 0 hours ago Reply
- BoganetteNZ: RT @frala_fontaine: @BoganetteNZ mums carry all the moral responsibilities, don't you know.2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- drugmonkeyblog: RT @edyong209: Speaking of animal sex, have some bonobos - mums matchmake for their sons, cock-block alpha-males http://bit.ly/cswLdJ2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- EveAkintomide: RT @CapitalCi: lol @EveAkintomide: some peoples mums are on facebook!!!! Me: Our mum is on facebook @EveAkintomide: (pause) oh yh2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- CapitalCi: lol @EveAkintomide: some peoples mums are on facebook!!!! Me: Our mum is on facebook @EveAkintomide: (pause) oh yh2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- frala_fontaine: @BoganetteNZ mums carry all the moral responsibilities, don't you know.2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- itsrhiannonyeah: @seanwtw your mums a delicious 23 degrees! :P what's up Sean?2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- ElenaJeffreys: RT @thewest_com_au: Unmarried mothers illegally separated from their babies are to get a State Government apology. http://bit.ly/b7DMZJ2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- BoganetteNZ: "mums" as in not "parents" or "dads" RT @60MinutesNZ are mums to blame when their kids turn into criminals? We find out tonight at 7.302 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- ninilab: Bonobo males get sex with help from their mums http://bit.ly/aBrZe7 Heureusement que ce n'est pas la même chose chez les humains.2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- DJLIZE: Baby beauty queens on bbc3 - WTF !!! Bare mums tryna doll up there kids ...ugh not nice kids Faces are orange !2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- thewest_com_au: Unmarried mothers illegally separated from their babies are to get a State Government apology. http://bit.ly/b7DMZJ2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Arash_Mohebbi: #shitmystudentssay "If your dad doesnt have a beard, you've got two mums"2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- PixieScott_93: @woofshoe I would aswell! Its the mothers that want to do it not the kids! Ever noticed how 90% of the mums are really fat and/or ugly?!2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- my_baby_world: The porky pies mums tell during meal times to coax their children to eat more healthily #kids http://bit.ly/91ntOk2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Mandiiylove: @DatGirlKaren Truss its the mums just making the kids live their own dreams not the kid's2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- katmatcreations: #follow #alkalineshop RT @flipandtumbleoz: Need to carry, need to be seen and green with Flip and Tumble #eco #oz 2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- BETHANodonnell: I now see where my mums Jedward comparison about me and my sister came from. We do look quite alike, she sleeps in my room, etc.2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- flipandtumbleoz: Need to carry, need to be seen and green with Flip and Tumble #eco #oz #teenagers #mums2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- AvengedHojo: @MEGZZINITT Cause my mums moaning at me to clean it up¬.¬ liek the fucking slave that I am , anddd awweeh I like cute things :32 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- tv3nz: RT @60MinutesNZ: are mums to blame when their kids turn into criminals? We find out tonight at 7.302 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- 60MinutesNZ: are mums to blame when their kids turn into criminals? We find out tonight at 7.302 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- ScampsBoutique: Checking out "Mums to Be Give Away" on connect2mums: http://ning.it/bE1vvv2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- LilianMcElderry: @SarahsLushLife tired!! I'm on holiday and my mums snoring annoys the shit outta me so I'm tryna sleep in the bath w/out much luck! You?:P x2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- hollahcm: @jesseruru jess i got to ask you something can u text my mums phone when you at home.sorry again everyone2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- liam54: @Robynn12 so do I :) umm no but I have a number for someone who my mums friend said about. (hannahs joshy woshy woos mum lmao) xx2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- TemzClipstar: I'm still under my mums roof yh so if she comes home u gotta hide in my closet unless she noes u2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- tianaluvsu: @DaMiewill am gng to bed now so I can be out d house early..am at my mums so I'll av to leave early :( u prob'll av to come walk me down2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- farjann: @Neelalaa You cut the crap. Ass. It's good having mums around. Did you find the bug yet? I saw a spider whilst praying. I had to stop. :P2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- NeeLalaa: @farjann lool oh how u make me laugh!...*cuts the crap* you're not funny -_- haha! ;) omg, you're mums so brave! Bzzz!!2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- _Matejo: RT @JaesJournal: OMD. The mum looks terrible and the little girls skin is going to end up like her mums if she continues with that amount of makeup.2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- JaesJournal: OMD. The mum looks terrible and the little girls skin is going to end up like her mums if she continues with that amount of makeup.2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- xxROCBABYxx: My mums going bck to school 2moro summers holidays are OVER for teachers llooooll2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Maya_Grimes: @gina_grimes that would be me. Screw this, my mums waking my up at 7.30 this morning, xo!2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- ronsimon: Bonobo males get sex with help from their mums: Most human men would be appalled at the idea of their mothers help... http://bit.ly/blz8n42 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- BritishRT: Reaaallly fucked off, neils just gone and reuined my mums suprise party idea. Wanker via @OliviaBraddick2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- whalesherveybay: Mums and calves are back in the Bay! http://fb.me/FSdVzetW2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- PinkMonsterElmo: @MikaULilMonster LMFAO!!...Shuttuuup ahaaha....hey u said u were sleepin in ur mums bed IF U WERENT NOISY UR MUM WOULDNT HAV COME HOME! hah2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- ItsBeccaaaE_: @NoSleepLexie @BadAssLombardi Just calm it ill help ((just give me a ffew mums leaving then i can actually be on))2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- readeral: @angie_magill I'm at my mums house with Christo and Nick who are both studying too so hopefully this will work out :P2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- OMGcuore: @RickyMnstr my mums the same way I haven't spoken more than 7 words to her in months -.-2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
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- kirstbaybee: Gnna try nd sleep. Cause I'll b awake at 6 wen the mums gets up for work then awake at 8 wen dad gets up :( night2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- LucykatRR: My mums snoring. WHOA!!! tweet overload!!!! Night ,': ) ( he's raised his eyebrow do'ya see it???)2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- SourceBottle: CALL/REQ: Digital mag seeks products for mums & bubs for feature http://bit.ly/dsOLQX2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- hollyhav: Daily MailOther favourite food fibs include 'eating spinach will give you muscles like Popeye the Sailo... http://bit.ly/d4SxOy ---------->2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- TeamJamesLogan: @LoganHendersonf yeah I know what you mean mums can be so annoying2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Jammie_: RT @GrantTebay: @Jammie_ my mums right next to my dad in bed, she's stopped posting pictures on the Internet though.2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- pbartelssc: Fall Care of Chrysanthemums or Mums http://ht.ly/2xySF2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- GrantTebay: @Jammie_ my mums right next to my dad in bed, she's stopped posting pictures on the Internet though.2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- BieberWales: @biebersquad I once texted my friend like yo yo yo wasssupp? and I got a text back saying that she had changed phones and it was her mums2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- CapriStar: Gun shots in Tottenham yeah? 1st time mums heard any since we've been here in 92. Welcome to Broadwater Farm!2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- SoverMusic: @Danniiee_ox I think we might need to hire a cheff too then, i can cook but not that professional shit the mums do x2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- sexmakesbabies: Listening to mine and mums song :)2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- x_Keyleigh_x: @Spelbound_Fans should be, he was only awake today because he slept in his mums bed so hopefully she will put him in his bed tonight :) xx2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Emmabullivant01: Jeeez don't smoke. My mums coughing is awful. Trying to sleep here!2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- jimmymachan: Pretty excited for the weekend! Picking up mums 7 week old puppy, then having all the boys I used to live with over for a party =D keen2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- amandarrtorres: Oh yeeeaaaaaaahhhhh its my mums birthday today. :P2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- XadelemarieX: RT @_Michelle_G: There were so many applicants to this years X-Factor that they had to split it into three categories:Dead Dads, teen mums and Bullied Kids.2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- cannastar: Parents weekend at my college next weekend, will be fun..we take them to our drinking spots after formal dinner. This w/e my mums 50th bday!2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- xalltimejess: i find it really weird to look at a 15 year old and think "she's a mum." it just doesn't occur to me that people are mums at that age :|2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Nellz7: @Cantaraaa mixed yh mums irish/mauritian and pops english/jamaican, u?2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- carredenis: RT @ALOliver: great to meet you too @carredenis :) talk to you soon - I like the title #managermum <- new tag for multitasking super mums!2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Rakpenguin63: @CazStacey I thought it might be, but I wanted be polite, ha ha! Mums the word ;-)2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- LornasaurusRex: @FionaRhiannon ahahaha, well I was already more badass than you from the moment i clung onto mums uterus wall bubs...or is that too gross?2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- failology: RT @lyndseyreid74 My mums so :3 :) finally going 2 bed. some early night this was. #fail <- Where's the <3?2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- lyndseyreid74: My mums so cute :) finally going to bed. some early night this was. #fail2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- CustomsInfo: RT @KeShaMadeMe: My Mums thinking of moving us to Canada! Lolol, people will make fun of my accent2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- sian_hearts_TW: urh, my mums changed my room round... AGAIN fml.2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- messagemark: Sending some spring love to Tonic Gifts, Mums Lounge, Delilah devine, pipsqueek design , My little jedi and Swonderful!2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- AnnaJoy_: @xBexNdubzTFBx i know! my mums always like. "Anna. They aint really dead you know?! it's only a soap!!" :')2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- MostAmazingNews: Bonobo males get sex with help from their mums | Not Exactly Rocket Science: Most human men would be appalled at ... http://bit.ly/d8mP8E2 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- RaveJ: OPPS. NEED TO BRB. Forgot Mums birthday dinner is tonight. Fuuu- *hustle hustle*2 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- megzooo: Ok now I'm tired and my mums boyfriend is going too far )-;2 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- StephySwinburn: @Sealkitten haha, mums!! Well I think it looks great, and obviously my opinion is of huge value :-)2 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- PaigeMJT: @RiannaMJT Yh i dunno about how long the form is my mums done it, but dont you need provisional to drive under supervision?2 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- LisaanneLilhOTT: i wrote @Jmebbk & the word blam on the calendar and my mums still trying work out what its for Lool! #goodtimes?2 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- itsjoshybitch: Tonight my mums friends are staying with us for 2 days -_- fml2 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Olivia_csiny: Mums gone shopping :D I need some crispss2 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- xBrowniesx: RT @Ceesway: “@xBrowniesx: Can u believe my mums jus gone bed n not said a word to me :O” > I got the same lol < looool2 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- whadup_frisko: Making my mums some chicken parmigiana since she gets off of work at 6 (: wushhhGoodd<32 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- AmieeCatherine2: what i put on my mums FACEBOOK status: 'i am so embarrassed that i weed myself! I thought i could hold it in. better get me some tenna-L ...2 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- kunjv: @SangeetPro - don't think your funny coz ill shove cum on your mums face and shove her in the toilet I broke in your house head first!2 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- itschloeWONG: mums getting facebook but she ain't adding me... don't want her stalking me :( i might accidently say something im not meant to say :L...2 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- GondwanaHeels: @Rachel_JC LOL, couldn't their mums hold them in for just one more day? #shudder2 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- xjulianicole: I was followed by this guy while I was walking to the mall and he was chasing me until the cemetary then I told Peyton my mums cell O.O2 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- shutupcaf: @AlexMcKerrow @MarnieWinter it's ok mine is full of cocaine addicts and Jeremy Kyle style teenage mums so it's all good2 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- JamieLeexTWx: Yeah Mums Just Casually Singing @Fugative Crush! :) x2 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Miss_lashley: Mums struggling to understand the manchester accent LOL aww :)2 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- erikaarenee: Thank God I finally bought a lint roller... And thank God for pretty mums (5!!) on my front porch :D2 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- ARCMEMBERECI: http://bit.ly/15gSni Lilydale mum's plea on autism care: Lilydale and Yarra Valley LeaderA LILYDALE mother single-... http://bit.ly/bpSD0z2 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- LouiseNorthx3: my room, the living room & my mums room all had spiders in today.. where do i sleep? my bro's room, second living room or the landing? :/3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- nickarchitects: RT @joeebees: Mums woken up, being a bitch.3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- FarrahSpelman: http://twitpic.com/2jt2nm - Mums tattoo, mine and sisters name in hebrew.3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- jakeleegooch: Its a great life knowing that your own bingo wings are worse than your mums... Press ups please3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
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- silvestrss: un par konfekt?m st?sts ?sum? t?ds: "mums l?dzu ledenes!....... a k? J?s t? liekat neprasot,cik vajag?" - "A es p?c ac?m redzu!" :D3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- ShinyVolvoLurv: I couldn't pronounce my mums first name to people when I was little because it's French, so I called her Nee #littleknownfactaboutme3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- joeebees: Mums woken up, being a bitch.3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- tahirrrah: @Zenziiibarr LOL. Just be glad you didn't get your mums genes in that department my love ! Haha.. You woulda felt the pain :/3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- P_Ulor: I take my last tweet back looool, how can Regan put her mums head between her legs and tell her "lick me, lick me' ... #theexorcist lool3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Ciara_Drake2010: @iHatePeachess <<<< eeer your mums a tranny #dead3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- WindmillTheatre: mums, dads, grannies and guardians - get organised, plan your school holidays now and take the kids to see Cinderella http://bit.ly/bBFHxp3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- LillzPopsShloer: "Err shattaaap Shloer, I'll set ur mums weave on fire and twitpic it.." - LMAO I hav no comebacks tho...some1 DM me sum insults thanks lol3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- naughtyonline: New post: Signs of Depression Evident in 50 Percent of Poor Babies' Mums : US Study http://bit.ly/ddwbZn3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- hannahhislandd: Watching the stepfather with my parents, im cool.and my mums really into it.hahah3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- kassandra21: @dernaa I fallow you but you don't fallow me.. ='[ p.s. is it your mummy bringing us thursday? cause she commented on my mums fb. =/3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- barrymcgee: @smithlewick still love that your mums a programmer!3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- CaponeGreen: I can easily get in baby mums' knickers!3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- iMBONKERz: not going 2 b online 2mro. or wedz or thursday, visitin ma mums grave 2mra... .. . . . . . . . so ye..i wnt 2 b alone wif no contact.3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- ElenaBrowne: @asoulforhire ... It sucks super bad, they never even help. Is your mums ear okay? xx3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- gaskinnicholas: lol RT @poopsiegirl: I'm at Ya Mums Vag (15 Klondike Approach, Butler). http://4sq.com/cLNLkG3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- PSUCHICA: RT @Diabetes_Type2: Breastfeeding reduces risk of diabetes in new mums: Women who do not breastfeed their babies are at greater risk o... http://bit.ly/cE4lYF3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- LaraTweetsGaga: RT @TheRealFifsta: @LaraTweetsGaga Brazil 2014, SHARPELEY? « my mums going next year :(3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- jackevans1234: RT @Axx: Ahaha, Mums scared of the wasps nest.. so I just went and woke her up by scratching on the door making buzzing sounds XD #Mwahaha3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- JJfixit: @Djvectra ahahahah 32 in the kitchen your mad. i might try a swap for my mums 32" gass her to buy 42" otherwise 42" in my bedroom3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- tia7x: http://twitpic.com/2jsuew - @foodcreate I made homemade cream cheese brownies with my friend danni using my mums classic recipe.3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- lucashorrohr: If Yor Dad Doesn't have a Beard, You Have Two Mums http://t.co/WoC756J3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- MumsXclusive: <<SALE ENDS TODAY>> Gubblebum Kids: e-tique for little ones & mums has up to 70% off storewide! Enter MXOFFER at... http://fb.me/I3EDbZLr3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- picturebooth: Mum's the word for home cooking http://bit.ly/d2gOG43 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- vide0gamer444: UUUUUGGGHHHHH MY MUMS PISSING ME OFF SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHER3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- The_Dating_Club: :: 1000s of Single Mums wanting fun online .. http://bit.ly/9TZN3z?=mti53 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- The_Dating_Club: :: 1000s of Single Mums online who want a relationship .. http://bit.ly/9TZN3z?=nzgx3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- charlieecherry: My mums sat giggling away at the Hannah Montana movie. :33 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- LilchuckeesWife: I Can't belive me & my brother forgot its my mums better in like 48 hours lol I don't know what to do get her ??3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- simmiieMUFCx: @SagalxAFC Hmmm.... My mums is on the 24th and my grandma is on the 27th it's too close. I think I'll keep mine. :P3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- mariaANDgomez: randomly singing... :D lmfao just me and my bud both on laptops my mums i dunno cleaning i think my dads asleep so its all good :D lol3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Sminch3gs: "@peeweeofficial: I remember cussing a girls mum, the girl said 'my mums dead' I said 'yh I know it was me that killed her' - LOL that real!3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- TheSundayIndo: Mum's the word for home cooking: Mother knows best - at least when it comes to the kitchen, according to a survey. http://bit.ly/93PAzz3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- gezbaker: Today is going to be a great one! Charlotte & I have prepared the house and the food.. ready for mums group!!3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- xoTashaa: So um my mums friends have beEn a bad influence on me tonight LOL3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- nailliG_m: Urgh. Spider crawled accross my floor under my bed. Soo not sleeping in here tonight. Off to mums double bed it is.. WHAT A SHAMEE3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- kristeeezy: Mums & I eating Pho Vinam... While Roberts eating Flame Broiler. I'm so down for Pho today tho. Pho *drool*3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Dave_Clissold: @PhilipBloom I set up mums site with it and never looked back plus their fees are nowhere near those of paypal3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- AimeeLovesWL: @Caoimheeeee ... with her and then when mums friend found out she said she would of driven me down and driven me home if she had of known! x3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- iAmBETHDADSON: @donaleeralston hold up my mums lurkin outside my roommm3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- LawrenBarker: @Carrie2th9 my mums seen them all she jst flicked through them not amused LOL3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- kreuzn: Decent weather today means I'll be cleaning mums and my pond. Shall be tired after doing two. Wish me luck #fb3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- tessaClemmensen: @shaundiviney yo diviney my mum thinks your hot ;) hahaha was funny, All the mums seem to go for you haa3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- iltutto: Polka dots and stripes, our new accessories are stylish solutions for mums-on-the-go! http://fb.me/GrZYxbjO3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- imc00king: Mum's the word for home cooking: Mother knows best - at least when it comes to the kitchen, according to a survey.... http://bit.ly/d18sOR3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- jazzismycat: mums is home! She remembered the cat food I like finally! I was so hungry I started eating it from the can on the counter.3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Axx: Ahaha, Mums scared of the wasps nest.. so I just went and woke her up by scratching on the door making buzzing sounds XD #Mwahaha3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Diabetes_Type2: Breastfeeding reduces risk of diabetes in new mums: Women who do not breastfeed their babies are at greater risk o... http://bit.ly/cE4lYF3 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- ansirahmed: @shoaibakhtar afshans mums had serious accident today, send me your uk number by direct mail, or blackberry pin,3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Jimmy_Sniper: @RiaaTheRejectt then again my mums an ignorant oblivious fuck who doesnt realise wht i want ¬_¬3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- mini_minogue: @nobbynobbynoob Its fabulous! My mums is better than mine, she has 2 weeks off!!!3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- getinthegarden: Out to plant a few mums with DD...she picked them out. Back in just a bit for #gardenchat!3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- CBreezyGirl14: @yerdme_cmb @cheesybreezy_x @CJMadeMeDoItO_o r u sad coz neesha aint paid child support dont worry i got her mums #3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- ConnorGibson_: It was really embarrassing tonight when my mum and Stuart got asked what they do in the bedroom then lee Nelson complimented my mums looks.3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Sharkface_: LOLS. looks like my mums having a strobe party in her room cause she has new touch lamps and she still can't work them and once she passes..3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- irapeandy: Home with a huge headache. But mums gone! Finally.3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- rhiaaa_: @aadibah omg but its summer holidaaaaaaaaaaaaaays. My mums gonna do dat wen i go back to school and give back to me at 9.00 ¬¬ every day.3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Stephbob: I can always hear my mums boyfriend talk even thoguh he's downstairs. - But hearing him suddenly shout... http://tumblr.com/xdyh6r2ag3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- SasTheArtist: @pixie_123 I know! Next week will be confusing now! And my Mums back at work Thurs just to confuddle me more! XD xx3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- _TeamBelieber: @justinbieberOTT hahaha lol actually my mum and me are supposed to be going there soon to see my mums best friend :P so i guess im going:)xo3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- FreshLikeBieber: Everyone go follow @ilovecbeadlesxo because she has a Nim. Nims are the in thing. Mums are so last year. Thats how cool she is. & ILOVEHERx23 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- RealzUK: Day ma mums gunna get a roastin 2moro3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Nawel_xx: #littleknownfactaboutme my mums cooking is the best cooking I've ever had in my life. She needs a medal3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Hayleysgeekness: Why do we celebrate birthdays? its like CONGRATULATIONS TODAYS THE DAY YOU GOT PUSHED OUT YOUR MUMS VAGINA. i think it should go to the mum.3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- NeilRansome: #Littleknownfactaboutme I crashed my mums car 3 days after I pssed my test, then again 2 days later (I'm much better at driving now)3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- nintenmarz: @Willygurl68 Lol yeah. For me to insure my mums Subaru, 2 litre estate worth £900, it costs £5254. WTF. Lol.3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- dorsetlass09: @jaxsimpk thanx for that. Maybe a look online aswell. Oh I wish my mums friends still lived here. They use 2 ave a chinese shop in ye town..3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Simpli_Deep: RT @peeweeofficial: I remember cussing a girls mum and the girl said 'my mums dead' then I said 'yh I know it was me that killed her'< :S3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- DniceLucian: My mums mad i drink so many frapps.. But i have 2 logical xcuses... #honest3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- AimeeLovesWL: Mums friends just off fb there - fully dedicated to twitter now!! :) xxx3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- peeweeofficial: I remember cussing a girls mum and the girl said 'my mums dead' then I said 'yh I know it was me that killed her' this girl cried for tiimee3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- ShoeyOx: @xdawnzyx lol yeah i wana see that.if u can come wud be awesome,cos i doubt my mums rememberin sayin that she.sucks u ca move then tho :( xx3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- TomCallan: @xClaireTweets_ Next year you should come! :) kip at my mums hehe.3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- rhysparkes: Nevermind, my mums a babe :') I'll let her off3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- tara_wright: @greetingsdani i bloody well do now! all my songs disappeared including my mums and brothers but now they've come back! aaaah.3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- gemthebest7: @x_sharon haha my mums just too cool !!! x3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- HelenPickard: Mums work news Need career advise - Working Moms - Circle of Moms: I do not bring my work home with me and leave i... http://bit.ly/a7Ik1R3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- HelenPickard: Mums work news Online Jobs: Work From Home: ... walks of life and especially mums, who can utilize their free time... http://bit.ly/dlduOA3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- cheeky_me: @PriyaChahal92 yep... very weird indeed... but my mums side is a very big family so voila! LOL3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- JennaSAllen: Mums cooking simply the best: Given the choice, 40 per cent of Britons would choose their mother's home cooking ov... http://bit.ly/bGiQ7Z3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Who_Dat_Girl: @LittleLiverbird she really does! Went 2 see col 2day, kinda upset me a bit how she is, can't wait mums gonna love it3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- jonasdinosaur: @iEmmaHouston MY MACBOOK PRO IS SHITT!!! My mums like im not fixing it i'll use yours so i banned her rofll3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Jaybiebster: @ChanceAdams out of my mums...*_* haha <123 <!3 xoxoxoxoxoxo3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- PinkMonsterElmo: Lol i jus laughed for ages at nothing and my mums like wat u laughin at an im like nuffin and shes like a always knew u were mad...how rude!3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- ShansWonkyDonky: @aliceedudee (((what was mums offer)))3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- emmaaajjb: OMG im in heaven, My mums out with work tonight so i had room service and im going to watch a movie :)3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- daisybarakat_: O yeah. Today I walked downstairs in my long tshirt and underwear [my pjs] and my mums friend was downstairs and she was like 'WTF?!'3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Miss3rown: Its been a good bank holiday for meeting up with the family, most of mums (immediate) side yesterday, and a few of dad side today :)3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- NeverSaayNeverr: @Smiley_Briley when my mums in bed half asleep (:3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- dingo3784: @funsized_sara cheers for not being arsey.scottie deserves them and knows his mums the best and all he needs!! :) http://myloc.me/bfZas3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- MikaliciousDuku: Anyone know any good bass songs, my mums goot good speakers on her comp so im gonna take advantage of the :)3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- JJfixit: @r_garfield i know how u feel man im parked in mums estate where i may get clamped as they still aint cleared the damn roads3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Miss_Teacake: ive lost my mums travelcardd, shes gnna flip wen she finds out #sigh...God help me3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- AimeeLovesWL: Chatting to my mums friend on fb - she's not right in the head!! x3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- MidwifeLouise: When breastfeeding-Do u wonder what foods to avoid?each baby and mom r different.Some mums can eat beans garlic etc. with no probs with baby3 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- KATIEBRUCESTER: @KyleInju5tice even me ive justed emtyed ma mums dishwasher and put dirty stuff in it xxx as i cntsleep so got a cupa4 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- DramaticDavid: Mums gone for a drive! At this time... Waiting outside with cigs and phone til she gets back. Unnecessary drama.4 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- XJulians_GirlX: @ItsChinaBabesz yesss im sooo hyped !! i was screaming and my mums like be quiet !!! im like NO! its JULIANNNNN !!!! lol xD4 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- xkatyxx5: I was supposed to put the washing out...david did it...I was meant to bring it in...mums doing it...oops4 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- EclecticNature: Arrival of FRESH perennials, grasses and HARDY MUMS! FALL is BEST time to plant-cooler nights, shorter days, root... http://fb.me/FDYfKkjC4 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Multimanthaskip: Teaching mums how 2 use the net. Wow4 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- The_Dating_Club: :: 1000s of Single Mums searching for love and friendship .. http://bit.ly/9TZN3z?=mzcz4 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- emzii_jayne: h8 it wen mums & her bf come home pissed outa there heads frm the pub -_-4 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- danniwimbush: Bless my mums waiting up for me to get home cause she hasn't seen/spoken to me since Wednesday and she wants a cuddle before bed4 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- KaraMarie2393: No one wants to buy mums. Eff.4 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- JAZZAPPLES_NZ: @frombecca an old favourite ALWAYS worth revisiting http://insidecuisine.com/2010/08/28/mums-rhubarb-apple-crumble/ best w JAZZ apples :)4 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- AllieRita: I MUST remember tomorrow is my mums birthday. I always forget till midnight every year =/4 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- ZaraaATL: kids in glass houses with boys like girls? URM IYA MUMS BANK ACCOUNT.4 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- barbackboi: changing plans for trip over. Dunedin first, get mums car, then drive to Queenstown...4 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- MsEnid: I Thank God For Allowing Me Too See This Day. 18 Years Of Life. Shiiiit Ma Mums Getting Old Lool4 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- AimeeLovesWL: Mums still awake - she's doing well tonight!!! Lol x4 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- mszymo: You know you're fucked when your mums knocking on your bedroom door and you've run out of Kleenex.4 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- QuoteTW: @millyTW__ sameage but if we go by my mums words we wont meet them ha she is so negative !! :P4 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- DaintyDollGrace: @tasha_JLS_TW_DV WOOAH I dunno if mums taking me to train station or if I gonna walk :/ if I walk I need to be up at like half 4 too :/ xx4 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- DanielleeStarr: haa just got in and everyone in the family is asleep, omg my mums gonna go mad that ive come in at this time, ha she wont find out ;)4 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- JamieVsHero: So Blink have been my favouite band since I was 8, I remember playing toypaj and dude ranch in my mums car and singing Reckless Abandon..4 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- fatzofficial: Der is definite mums n dads in here...dis can't b rite!!!!!!!!!!!!!4 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- JamilaDiversity: @FearlessLOVE_x CHEEEEEEEEEEK, bah but yea man my future i aspire to be one of them mums,20 odd kids en shizz WHY NOT4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- 1Suboohi: @mehv_ - I knowwwwwwwwww!!! I use to wonder how other mums would be like & here you go.. they all say the same thing! Hahaha4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- MikeE_NZ: @joachimorjoe probably out of luck, mums a dressmaker and from my experience, you always need to tell them to add an inch when altering4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- PaigeSloan_TWx: @ROJANlovesyou your mums amazingg rojan !!4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- JammieleeG: Mums complainin that my feet heavy & I onie got from my knees down pun she =/4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- XJulians_GirlX: im stilll screaming and my mums like BE QUIET !!! im like NO!!! @TheRealJuliann wished me a happy birthday !!!!! :D4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- MissMagzstar: My waist hurts soo bad, I'm scared my mums gonna break my waist if she massages it -_-4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- LilchuckeesWife: Its my mums Birthday in 5 or 4 Days Eishh I Forgot #Shame4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- pixelette: @Neekatron Glad to know that other Mums write things like this as well.4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- zjerious: Im going bk 2 mums startn next mnth :-/4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Moette: watching fascinating and horrifying beauty pageant show, miss mini-UK. Eight year olds with crazy mums :(4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- kateyy__: @torimarie36 please do!! my mums away on holiday so you can come live with me!! :'D4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- JamesHeights: @_lawunmi I'm just in a bad place cos of my mums health...4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- jenssurprise: Mums friend (donald)'s mum is coming in to use the toilet....I swear her voice sounds like my grans + I just burst out crying :'(4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- AtlantaTwatFace: My mums sleeping on the couch cause my sisters over tonight. And she trying to sleep. But I'm not tired and in the mood for talking!4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- emilylulu: Mums baking cookies, the house smells sooo good!4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- AmelleBrown: Jamming in my mums bed. Why has your parents bed always gotta to be the most comfortable?4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- WSNursery: I hate to admit it, but Fall must be coming. Mums are in and ornamental Cabbage and Kale will be in this week.4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- riot_machine: but, tbh, i'd rather watch that than the shit my mums got on. The Hotel Inspector? go inspect your mum4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- moynsquidgeim: @jeniifire I may start. I would look strange sat in mums garden in a party hat with cake... And the thought of it makes me laugh :)4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- silentpunk: Photo: Simon talking about his mum’s new fiance in ‘Grandma’s House’ Simon Amstell’s new sit-com. This is... http://tumblr.com/xlrh3cw3b4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- sarahwtf: screen on my phone is acc fucked! its completly smashed! mums gonna be soooo angrey.4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- KatieMarie1987: @lauramorris1983 that's maybe a good thing cuz it's my mums birthday on sat 9th oct lol x4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- ceylandish: Your mums a worm Eric!4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- maniacalmom: DOH!!! RT @Mizzfittscloset: @jamwil mums basement wasn't an option? ;)4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- LouieLovesARiot: Woah.. My mums singing along to ymas... Awesome!4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Mizzfittscloset: @jamwil mums basement wasn't an option? ;)4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Dollymarkin: mums http://bit.ly/ciMF6r ! Acai Brazilian Berries?4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- ElysiaSimpson: @xoHusnaaxo my mum won't let me see him cuz he's an alcoholic so my mums scared I would get abused glad I haven't met realy :)4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- JessCalling: mums gonna freak when she realises im not getting into the car4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- LovatoLovexxo: Haha... Just jumped on my mums bed so hard that the side lamp fell off & broke :s4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Xrkclyde93: You know a song is over played and has run its course when it's your mums ringtone.4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- dannyadams62: Mums stolen the TV. Going to pirate music ready for my holiday4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- FearlessLOVE_x: My Mums Out In The Ends At this Timee, DEATH WISH.4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- sMOOREx: mums no sending me to school the mora, can hardly breathe man.4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- yoitsmafia: @SarahLaRosa I love Kathy griffin and yes her mums is hilair! Are u watching or actually there???4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- little_chlo: @x_amz OMGGGGGGG AMY!!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!! MY MUMS ASLEEP LETS HOPE SHE DIDNT WAKE UP CUZ IM NEARLY DEAF!!!!!!!4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Lloydmembere: Whens my mums birthday?..my brain!!..don't give up on me..?..4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- legallyrough: talking about guys legs, old mums, hair and JOSHYYY.4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- twistieman: @Sandwiches huge jam in your mums riverway. Be in soon.4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
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- JennySkinner_: Love how my Mums still out and it's a Sunday LMFAOOOO!!!!4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- FabulousRuby: Do you know how silence feels, having explained the health benefits of training to be a Pole Dancer in front of your Mums Boyfriend...? heh4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- jessisummers10: Yarra Ranges mums in trouble: Lilydale and Yarra Valley LeaderThe revelation was just one of several alarming heal... http://bit.ly/b8NfWU4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Kemiiah: RT @SXCGAGA: #FashionThatsOutOfStyle taking a picture of all your money and sayin 'I get P!' - no u don't! That's your mums!"4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- AndrewGcldstein: STFU THEYRE MY MUMS FAV BAND WE MOSH TOGETHER RT @StephenGsToe: @AndrewGcldstein LMFAOOO THE KLAXONS FAIL4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- SXCGAGA: #FashionThatsOutOfStyle taking a picture of all your money and sayin 'I get P!' - no u don't! That's your mums!"4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- CantTameMiley: @MileysRobot from my mums :P4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- huggiesnz: How did your child handle starting kindy? Huggies mums share their stories http://www.huggies.co.nz/updates/22844 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- foladastar: @OfficialCeeDee oh pls ur mums were 4 sure a no no cus my real cussin was gettin married mugu lol4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- huggiesau: How did your child handle starting kindy? Huggies mums share their stories http://www.huggies.com.au/updates/22834 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- leahbiondi_: @StaticMoans haha. Every girl in my mums family has dd or bigger!:D haha its great(; they get you places. Rofll. Like backstage(;4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Misz_bonita: RT @TN_MrsBoss #FashionThatsOutOfStyle taking a picture of all ur money n sayin 'I get P!' no u dont!Thats ur mums!<Lol undercover crimminal4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- OfficialCeeDee: RT @foladastar: @OfficialCeeDee kk i feel bad for nt coming bt long story lol« yh first me mums and nw damis .... Ur nt forgiven4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- o0LexieKarev0o: oh no..nicky stop screwing up my mums sleep please..i wanna keep you..4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
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- iBieberChicks: @iBieberVirus hahaha i remember when i recorded my mums mate hula hooping soo damn funny4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- CalamityClown: @LeslieLuvsJ How many mums do you have? and I'm sorry, but...the second part is true. The....killing people for survival, and not fun..4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- TN_MrsBoss: #FashionThatsOutOfStyle taking a picture of all your money and sayin 'I get P!' - no u don't! That's your mums!4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- BethBrah: @LeanneJFletcher FUCK MY LIFE. I CAN'T WATCH RED BUTTON CAUSE MY MUMS ON IT. I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW. FUCK FUCK FUCK.4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Ciara_Mulhern: just dropped the buckle on my mums handbag on my toes! oww!4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- viewfromemma: its my first day at collage and my mums first day, how embarassin haha.4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Nikki4everXP: Why do mums shout at us all the time?? My mum shouts at me if I make my hair into a pony tail and if I wear pjs (cont) http://tl.gd/3d54dc4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- milliecoops_x: my mums boyfriend makes me feel physically sick. piss off4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- TheNewKid_x: Plan: shower in the dark. Straighten hair. Eat. Check if my mums alive. Play red dead. Watch a movie. Fall asleep..z z z4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- itschloeWONG: mums obsessed with enrique iglesias now rofl(:4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- DragonNinjaz: my mums making me give my brother my laptop at 12. so ima be a bitch and put a new password on it. cunts.4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- TeamJyrus: EEEP. October is gonna be epiiiic. Going to my mums friends, he has a Macpro, an iMac AND an iPhone 4. I'M GONNA STEAL THEM >:)4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- TwittaTwitTwit1: RT @KwaBEEZY Flyer than your mums wig cap<Aahahaha slit my throat4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- carrieobeirne: @workingjobshome Flexible hours, ideal mums/dads with young kids, make some extra money for Christmas. On the join training @AvonUKSudbury4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- LADYCRUMPY: Y do mums moan at evry fing we do grrrr was watching bit of reading beens she dint Let me go b different if ma Sis put Hannah montanna on4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- BeckiiHolland: RT @Reconnectedxx: the #Reconnected mums are asweomeee4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- NollyForever: I bet she's boasting about u! That's what mums do RT @sleep2dream: Why is my mom telling my personal business to someone I just met4 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Kwabeezy: Flyer than your mums wig cap4 days and 3 hours ago Reply
- FirstPicosecond: @NicolaKaye aha! Well, that wold be infinitely better than staying at my mums, cool, count me in (depending on dates of course) xx4 days and 3 hours ago Reply
- larabandoni: Went in my mums room to tell her I couldn't breathe right and she bassically told me to fuck off... Thanks a lot...4 days and 3 hours ago Reply
- StoryDervish: 1 good thing about living so close 2 school - besides the kids walking themselves - is getting greeted by all the mums while I wait 4 bus4 days and 3 hours ago Reply
- aleasha2912: @SamanthaGaga_ thankksss!! :D erm my mums tryna teach me some spanish :') lol wbu? xxx4 days and 3 hours ago Reply
- Kershia_: Abstain from sex ladies but if he wants 2 give head claim it n dnt giv nun bac say oh ma mums calln me gtg. Leave him wif blue balls6 days and 0 hours ago Reply
- The_Dating_Club: :: 1000s of Single Mums searching for love and friendship .. http://bit.ly/9TZN3z?=mzcz6 days and 0 hours ago Reply
- HannahCGrant: My mums making me a sandwich, anticipating the moment she walks through my door!6 days and 0 hours ago Reply
- Rachelle_Lee15: CANT WAIT for the 10th of sept weekend :D it's my mums bday & @flan_ee_toe is staying all weekend., We have the house to ourselves Sat night6 days and 0 hours ago Reply
- n8farren24: I'm an only child this weekend YAY! .....Wait BOO that means mums focus is soley on me!6 days and 0 hours ago Reply
- tashmelbourne: @GabiTeren Should be net access at my mums' just not sure once we get to Fiji. Not the end of the earth but still. Big family get together.6 days and 0 hours ago Reply
- CFC8Scott: @iloveashleycole Huuuuuuuuuuh?! Now you're completly confusing me! :S Why's there suddenly 2 Mums?! O.O6 days and 0 hours ago Reply
- Vicky1027: Mums is home and all is good. :)6 days and 0 hours ago Reply
- whatson1992: I PISSED ON YOUR MUMS CHIPS AND SHE LIKED IT http://tumblr.com/xbhgwfqqs6 days and 0 hours ago Reply
- iBelieberNZ: hm. mums not home yet. . what time does she finish? aint it like at 12pm? its like 12:45pm. . . doesnt take her thaaaaat long. O.o6 days and 0 hours ago Reply
- ItsSilvar: @Bethaniejayde imagine in 20 yrs that who ur mums dancin with *puke*6 days and 0 hours ago Reply
- BieberOwnnzDis: @BiebersBoyy you said fuck me. so, i said my mums keen(:6 days and 0 hours ago Reply
- jennielovely: Eating dinner at my boyfriends mums house (:6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- wholesalebaby: Attention all Work at Home Mums & Crafty Mums - Our New Bamboo Care range of Baby Clothes is very affordable and... http://fb.me/IffTeOtU6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- tazziieegaga: My mum and sis are cool now, its mums birthday now happy b-day mum :)6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- AmyLeax: @stevieness but do you know your mums ;) haha6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- tahirrrah: Also the way she just stole my mums Ferrero Rocher box. Ha!6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- yvettenbrown: @stayingin Aww, thanks for stopping by! And remember, mums the word on all the secrets we spilled! ;)6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- AmyLeax: @stevieness nope I do too & sort code/acc number & my mums too. haha I also know her NI number of by heart aswell!!6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- elenaraouna: Mum (tranny) and son (gay) and mums bf (not quite sure) are all out ravin together! How cute! - NOT.6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- bieber6beth: @KarlyBieber1 Np :) and errr am at a party at nearly 2.00am yessh??!! its my mums friends party loool :D6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Sah_Naj: I wonder who my mums on the phone too next door? Hmm.. Curiosity. Has nothing to do with me though so whatever! Ok Bye!6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- SanjidaJLS: @Keshta_JLS oh cool. It's 1:37am & my mums nagging :L night x6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- CrueheadRabiya: Never ask for mums advice for hair. Apparently i bring too much of my fringe over, get tae fuck.6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- _amberbeloved: your mums so fat when we go skydiving i dont need a parachute all i needa say is 'open your legs' #AB6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- DaraghMather: polly wants your mums arse LOL scary movie 2 :D xx6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Hello_Owl: @unique_journey dads are more fun because they are only there part of the time :p mums are boring because were always there6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- ElyciaRoss: Decided I really like my mums new boyfriend, his good for her :)6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- asmultiverse: HAAA!! we can be mums too? http://tweetphoto.com/417735796 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- fruitree: @limronghui Thank God for awesome mums! They are really amazing!6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Parmie: @FernieZap went back to my mums place in Punjab, was just a quick mellow trip to visit my family. Spent time with family, no sightseeing...6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Onyx_BME: @Opiumtree my mums workin there still fam, could have got u in free6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- NatalieexDVxTWx: There's a spider outside my room one outside ma mums room and one with giant legs. On the roof half way downstairs :s not good :(6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Marian_OD: LMAAAAO!! I wonder what time my Daddy is coming back...considering its 1:30am atm....mums out of town anyway :P6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- kinghypz: Wooii Toffee Crisp, Blueberry muffin and strawberry Ribena this is why I come to my mums instead of mines6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Greeny_original: @Rosieeeex yeahh same same tbf had dinner at my mums and watched #ubb bout it lol6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- BieberBeleeber: Having a party 4 my mums bday and @BieberHasSwaggg and @PurpleDorkyDino r coming over6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- poolandpatio: Mums, Not Mummies http://bit.ly/aTNe6f6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- NicoleeBubx_GS: I use to be HUGE. lmao @ my mums old facebook dp of when I had a million chins -_-6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- cayleeluvbieber: mums pissy :/ dont really know why...... pms6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- emilaurat: Someone please tell me? My mums forcing me to ring but I don't want to. May lay in bed and never turn up to work! What can I do?6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- emmaaajjb: @jammingjay10 Yess you should defo go! And my mums working here for a few days so I'm tagging along and doing my own thing :) x6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- brookeyxo: @gcaat SORRY about that...you didnt log out when we were on my mums laptop.. soo you know.that's awkward.6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- kennymunro1314: @FRabbits ma mums caramel cake6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- dooley_x3: @MettreLesMots yes she is :L her mums well nice aha xD6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- LauraaaHartley: @iLUVtripleJBB11 My mums like BUT YOU HATE SMOKING ... sure I do!6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- brookeyxo: @gcaat okay..so what just happened was i was on my mums laptop uploading photo to mydailybooth thinking it was me signed in but it was u6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- __Spike: @BellaSaysHELLO i don't own it :( i need to go have a look though my step mums cd stack. I own such a pathetic amount of cd's >.<6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- sluniverse: Baby declared dead, brought back to life by his mums cuddle.: This is an amazing story! They are likening it to what is http://bit.ly/acSddG6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- itskatbieber: just finished dance and mums decided to abandon me for another 15mins. Just sitting here outside the school till she comes :|6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- sospecial7: So sweet when him sey" mums the food whey yu cook a shot" ?6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- hey_grim: mums like 'eat a banana!' ... shes starting to sound like my soccer coach...6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- HayleyJLS: hurray, my mums letting me order a pizza ^___^ if the kebab house is hut, i'l hunt them down6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- jadecraven: Net is down, my site is still hacked and I'm going away for mums fiftieth. :P in good news this jv product will rock and my passports coming6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Emilyyy_93: @_rhubarb not hard at all, silly Mums ;)6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- BieberRaveena: Oh man! I'm sneezing and my nose feels runny! No way! I hope I don't get ill! I might because my mums got a cold. Uh great (!)6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- RKsOph: @Nic_Nik explain to some doctors what i actually had. my mums like she suffers from erythema multi forme. theyre like, so whats that.6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- _rachelllll: just kicked jennas sex on the beach all over thw living room carpet but mums too pished to getmad :L6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- katmurray91: Haha the parentals are just home from the wedding - dads drunk and singing, mums confused about the toothpaste. And I'm the student?6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- EshAmin: Just made my mums famous chicken kababs, with Lisa - soooo proud :D6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Coleyann: Mums coming to visit. I'm making pies for lunch. Better get up and get started I guess ha ha.6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- bieber6beth: @AsiaLoveBieber its 6:59am where you are? :) and nope am at my mums friends party :)6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- LOuisexDuffy: oh god mums in, and shes drunk. sigh :|6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- briogroup: How to find 7 extra hours in a week! Great article link for working mums http://ow.ly/2uUIW6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- TheTattooForum: Tatttoo Worries: I got my tattoo today and im happy with it :D. I got it like 8 hours ago and my mums just cleaned... http://bit.ly/bVBew86 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Betsocial: Online Bingo Offers Mums A Refuge – 888ladies: Online Bingo Offers Mums A Refuge888ladiesOnline bingo gives ... http://tinyurl.com/2g6opef6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- bieber6beth: @JB_MyLove_4ever same and at my mums friends party :) :D :D :D :)6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- B3llaaa: @LukeJonesaur it's weird being called that :P & cfyhhfhjy mums making me baby sit my sister tonight -_- she never fkn listens to me :/6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- chris7johnson: @its_benxD same here mate lol but glad i can borrow my mums laptop since shes out now :D6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- EllenMeAtSix: @CrazyPsycho96 LIKE A JELLY ON A PLATE :L haaa my dads the tallest, my brother is like, mr dwarf, and mums just shrinking day by day! :L6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- LilZHayleyNight: My little decoy. Ahh. It blocks out mums yelling...6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Cherriise: Better go to bed - mums planning on waking me up at 8. Good luck with that mum! Nite x6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- LilZHayleyNight: Now Mums yelling at damien because he said something. Im not going out there.6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- SmileySniggles: Although, good news is, MUMS GOING TO WAGGA FOR A WEEK :D :D :D 1! 2! WOOP WOOP! *happy dance* *partying*6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- bieber6beth: @AsiaLoveBieber just at a party x] my mums friends! but its sorta boing soooo thats why am tweeting loll :D6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- nickjmajorfan: Mums having an operation today. getting her Appendix taken out :s :( WISH HER LUCK!6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- blayor: Oh god my mums drunken chat is worse when she is absolutley pissed6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- berrygoldstar: @this_bitchq *rolls her eyes* what do you expect me to say....hey i'm your mums girlfriend........*sighs*6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- CaramelizedKbab: RT @EyeCOfficial: #godbless the teenage girls who work and help their mums out6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- loopsie007: @Geee91 ooooh the bose system is in my mums car! They aren't remixes..yet! 23 : )6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- pocomostro: oh my goddddd, think ive caught my mums cold:(6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
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- Liquidemusic: RT @Invincible_STG1: Set man have no swagger - none whatsoever so much so I'm ashamed for mans mums g! YOUR one of dem man g!6 days and 1 hours ago Reply
- Stricko14: Even dad jumped at the one in mums room, must have been big, she ses i wouldnt have coped if i saw it...6 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- ClassAmc: @3ree6ixty haha the kettle has not stopped boiling all morning.. I'm like.... have another one mums6 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- claire275: @Belinda007 mums bday, jus thnk fk we not even in the country, will ave a certain lil monkey 2 take our minds of it a bit6 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- bieber6beth: @iiBieberShawty errr am at a party(: but it's sorta boring now haa as its my mums friends!! loolll :D how old are yoou?6 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- Nikss_: Mums callin dad fat. Dad said yeah cus ur so slim6 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- rubymeatsix: haha my mum friend shouted up sorry if you are asleep ruby its not my fault i am loud it is your mums she made me have alcohol lol6 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- RealTimbone: @docbecdotcom My mums book is now with publishers6 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- thecranabanman: Holy fuck!!! Mums just given me £1600 :0 :D6 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- KatieNoUserName: @XDbettyXD uhmmmm,, well mums coming down here to get me around 12ish so maybe make it around 1:30ish?6 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- FunmiOgunja: @ikandy23 Yeah! Defo! Mums having little man from 2moro! So I must take advantage!!!6 days and 2 hours ago Reply
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- KaylaFitzdrykx: mums so immature ;L she went on my msn and was sayin stupid things to everyone cause she's drunk ;L she's like a big sister tbh <36 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- ohhaitherefaye: @ayasoph were not deffo going but my mums gunna go to the traval agents when i get back:)6 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- deborahroberts: Off to play Mums taxi for the day...6 days and 2 hours ago Reply
- mattberkshire: My name - Hubbard=anglo saxon. My mums name stenton=anglo saxon. My wife Fitchett - french. My wifes mums name - bennet=french6 days and 2 hours ago Reply
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- laki03: Home sweet home.1hr flight delayed 4hrs :( Did ifthari at mcdonalds. Stan Collymore was on my flight. Mums cooking me food :)6 days and 2 hours ago Reply




































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































